Friday, October 15, 2010

More Gay Words from Philip

I got this from my friend Philip's blog site and I decided to share it with you guys. It's some gay words. I couldn't stop laughing at these things.

Favorite ko yung Deadmatologist at yung Eva Kalaw.

Kayo ano ang mga favorite ninyo?

ACE SANCHEZ/ALITAPTAP – top guy
AGLIPAY – ugly kept boy of a foreigner (sounds like “ugly pinoy”)
ALMA MORENO – hemorrhoid (almuranas)
ANACONDA – traitor (ahas)
BACKSTREET BOY - the cute guy at your back
BADESSA – gay who acts like a princess
BACLUG/BADET/BADIDAY/ BADINGERZIE/ BADUCHI/BECKY/BOLARET/ ECLA-ERS/ ECLA-VOO – gay
BETH LOGGINS/BETHLEHEM/BOLSHEVIK - balls
BAKAHAN AT MANUKAN – CCP Complex
BATIS – bath house
BULAG MAKE-UP/ MOON CRYSTAL POWER – beautiful only at night
CALADRYL/CATHERINE ZETA JONES – sexually hyperactive (makati kasi)
CHORIZO DE BILBAO/DAKILANG LAHI/ DAKS – big penis
CHUCK NORRIS/ CHUCKIE DREYFUSS – ugly
COVER GIRL – front girlfriend of a closeted gay
DEADMATOLOGIST – snob
DINGALURETTE/ LILET – young gay
DIFFICULT - poor
DOKITO PRITO/DOOKIT/HEKYA – sex
EVA KALAW/ GEMMA CRUZ/ JEVELRY – excrement
FELIX BAKAT – suggestive bulge outline
FORTY-EIGHT YEARS – very late
FIVE ARAY ARAY – 500 pesos (parang nagbabayad ka sa kolboy)
GORA AGORA/ KAIRO – “let’s go!”
HAMMER – expensive call boy (“pokpok”)
HAVEMOS FAFAM – committed to boyfriend
HAWII – 50 pesos (parang “Hawaii five-o”)
HIP HOP HOORAY – hepatitis
HIPON/HIPONESSA – guy with a good body but an ugly face
INDIANA JONES – stood up
JAMES YAP – significantly younger partner
JINGERBELLS/ PRINGLES – to finger
JOANA – flat chested (“ang dyoga, wala na)
JOLLIBEE - Dirty breasts (dyogang malibag)
KATOL – looks like a housemaid (mukhang katulong)
KEKIRU/ PAPABLE – boyfriend material
KING KONG BARBIE – buffed good-looking gay
LIMPOMANIAC – sexually eager but soft-dick man
LYDIA DE VEGA – “run!”
MALAYSIA AT PAKISTAN – “I don’t know and I don’t care” (MALAY ko, PAKI ko?)
MRT - (affected, pretentious (“MA-ARTE”)
MUDRA/ MUDRAKELS – mother
MYSTICA – to part ways and seek another hook-up.
OBLACION – nude sexy guy
OTSO-OTSO – two bottom guys hooking up
PUTANGGRA – bitch
QUERI/ KERI – able, can do, could be
RECTUM ERRATUM – top guy gone bottom
SI ROWENA – unsuccessful cruise (“zero”)
STABILO – thick and misshapen penis
SUCCESS STORY – ugly local hooked up with a rich foreigner
SUSHMITA SEN – “ohmigod!!!” (parang susmaryosep!)
SYUTA KA – “you’re a bitch” (parang “puta ka!”)
TOM JONES – hungry (gutom)
VOLTRON – muscular gay (baklang maton)
WAHDA – no money (walang datung)
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